Funny on the subway

OK, this made me laugh out loud - let's see if I can make it sound good.

I was at the 42nd St subway making my way home walking down the stairs to catch the train. There was a lady walking down the stairs in front of me going a bit slower than the usual commuter. From behind a lady comes running down the stairs going "excuse me, excuse me, I need to catch a train"

I have to tell you my only comment was "you don't say...!"

Sorry, but I found this hysterical and ended up laughing out loud. Not sure it'll translate to the written word:)